Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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