Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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