There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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