You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Randomize
