are you still at the devil's house?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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