just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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