Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fuck appropriateness.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
