Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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