I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
