she looked like the before picture.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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