Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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