i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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