where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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