I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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