why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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