at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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