when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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