What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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