but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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