I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
well I can't set my house on fire every night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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