There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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