Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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