we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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