Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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