she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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