I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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