I think i peed on brittanys purse
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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