is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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