no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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