If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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