Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
