I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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