just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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