margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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