Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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