Will you blow on my dice?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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