I wish i was in the wii world.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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