I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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