Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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