All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
