Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I deserve this hangover.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
