I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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