Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
All I want is dick and wine.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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