Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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