so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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