I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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