Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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