worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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