I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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