She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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