i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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