I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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