The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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