we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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