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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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