Don't you send me to vm
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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