Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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