don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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