I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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