I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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